Two: I will follow up the fail with shameless fishing for compliments.
Hat trick of fail: Using my f'list for better-than-google. Blackberry users, how the heck do you get LJ to show comments in the BB browser? Because I was playing around with one in a store on vacation -- it was quiet enough I could really play with it long enough to get the hang of some things, but I couldn't get LJ to load with comments. (I wasn't logged in, obviously, but I doubt that matters.) Other stuff looked odd too -- userprofiles (and I don't mean fancy HTML failing, I mean not loading at all). Because that'd kind of be a dealbreaker.